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Comprehensive Naming System

Since history began, the Chinese always believed in the significance of one’s name.
They have developed a very comprehensive system of naming one’s children as it is
believed that the name of a person strongly influences one’s destiny and fate.

Astrologers, fortune tellers, academics and monks are consulted when choosing a
name for the new born. Most other cultures, however do not really believe in it and
tend to brush it off as superstition.

Whether you believe it or not, however, the other cultures are not spared of this correlation.

One very good example is Lee Iacocca, whose name IACOCCA stands for :

I
Am
Chairman
Of
Chrysler
Corporation
America

coincidence?..........

Look at the following familiar examples.

Bush stands for :

Beat
Up
Saddam
Hussein !


Clinton stands for :

Call
Lewinsky,
I
Need
The
Oral
Now !

However, no one can beat this latest casualty in bad naming

Osama stands for :

Oh
Shit,
American
Missiles
Again!

With all these, you better believe in the 5000 year old Chinese culture and make
sure you choose a good name for your children.