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Chinese vs Jew

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A Chinese goes to a Jew to buy black bras size 38.


一個中國人要跟猶太人買38尺寸的黑色胸罩

 


The Jew, known for his skills as a businessman,

says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them

from his suppliers.

Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for them.


猶太人以擅於經商聞名
說黑色胸罩很少 很難找
所以一個要美金50元

 

 

The Chinese buys 25 pairs.


中國人買了25件


He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty.


幾天後中國人回來找猶太人這次訂50件


The Jew tells him that they have become even harder to get

and charges him $60.00 each.


猶太人說這更難
一件要60美金


The Chinese returns a month later and buys the Jew's

remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75.00 each.


一個月後
中國人又回來買50件 這次一件要75美金


The Jew is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black bras

and asks the Chinese,

please tell me:


What do you do with all these black bras?


猶太人疑惑為何有這麼大黑色胸罩的需求,


 就問中國人 你是怎麼處理這些黑色胸罩?


The Chinese answers:

『I cut them in half and sell the halves as skull caps to the Jews for $200.00 each.


中國人回答說

我把它剪成一半
作成猶太人帶的小帽子
一個200美金賣給猶太人 

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闊瀨老叟
哈哈~~~真有趣
2011-10-18 20:59:11
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2011-10-19 01:02:26
楊風
還真會做生意呀
2011-10-19 10:12:27
曼奇
哈哈,真好笑!

尤其厲害的是杜姐還找得到圖片配!
2011-10-20 23:52:33
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2011-10-21 10:23:09
如詩如醉
智慧就是金錢
2011-10-25 19:20:22
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還好不是吃飯時間
否則必定噴飯
想想
人的腦袋還是出奇地棒
這可以申請智慧權
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